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20 January helloJust realised that I have had this space for little over a year, give a few days. I don't really update much and when I do it is random stuff but I can't really talk about a lot on here. Cannot believe it is January again, only seems like yesterday my friend Martin was telling me about this and I decided to set it up. I think my first entry was the 13th Jan 2005 and it wasn't about much. Have a lot of photos so hopefully they keep people entertained.
Kayla is asleep so I am taking the opportunity to watch what I want on the television, currently it is celebrity big brother haha. Feels weird Dan not being able to get online but I am sure he will be able to sort his situation out soon.
Went to the cinema last night with Ryan and watched King Kong, really long film but I really enjoyed it. He was bored for the first hour until the action kicked off haha. Think i am going to get comfortable and watch some rubbish on tele 17 September Donkey - stolen off mikey What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love? A bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind? A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes? A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus? F***in' talented 06 September random1. First Name: Hayley
2. Were you named after anyone? Nope
3. If so, who? Doesnt apply to me!!
4. Are you answering these questions during work? It is 2.31am!!! 5. When did you last cry? Today
6. Do you like your hand writing? Only when i have a nice pen and a good surface to lean on
7. What is your favorite lunch meat? Chicken
8. Bad Habits? FARTING!!!
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Peter Andrew - Mysterious Girl 1996 version
10. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Damn straight
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Yes
13. Do looks matter? Yes & no 14. How do you release anger? MY Chemical Romance - I'm Not Fucking Okay!!
15. Where is your second home? The pub
16. Do you trust others easily? More than I should 17. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Little Pony awwwww 18. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Too Much
19. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? No, I'd get stuck
20. What do you look for in a woman/man? Genuine is a start
21. Who is your favorite band? The Killers
22. Would you bungee jump? How much would you pay me?
23. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Ashamedly no
24. Do you think that you are strong? Emotionally yes
25. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate.
26. Shoe Size? 7 - I have clown feet
27. What are your favorite colors? Blue & Red
28. What is your least favorite thing? Beetroot
29. How many wisdom teeth do you have? 2 and a half
30. How many people have a crush on you right now? I need more fingers and toes 31. What do you miss most right now? Ema
32. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? I havent sent it, I blogged it
33. What color pants are you wearing? Black undies
34. What are you listening to right now? Ben Harper - Walk Away
35. Last thing you ate? Pate on toast
36. If you were a crayon what color would you be? RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. What is the weather like right now? Not hot, just the way i like it
38. Last person you talked to on the phone? My friend Claire
39. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and bum hehe
40. Do you like the person who sent you this? I pinched it off a blog and yes she is nice
41. How are you today? Sore, erratic, tired....
42. Favorite drink? Orange fanta or diet coke
43. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? Whiskey and coke
44. Favorite Sport? Sport sucks the big one
45. Hair color? Generally brown but dyed red, its wishy washy now though grrrrr
46. Eye color? Hazel 47. Do you wear contacts? Nope!!
48. Siblings? 2 Brothers and a sister
49. Favorite month? Oct - Dec
50. Favorite food? Lasagne
51. Last movie you watched? Some shitty Thai speaking Kung Fu film called Ong flaming Bok **yawn**
52. Favorite day of the year? Christmas eve weeeeeeeeeee 53. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Depends who it is I guess
54. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary films but I am a big tid
55. Summer or winter? Winter definately
56. Hugs or kisses? Kisses 57. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships for sure 58. Who is most likely to respond? Who ever also decides to blog this 59. Least likely to respond? I don't care lol
60. What are you doing right now? Shaking my legs **habit**
61. What books are you reading? I am reading magazines - Take a Break yay lol 62. What's on your mouse pad? What mouse pad?
63. Favorite board game? MMMMMonopoly baby.
64. What did you watch on TV last night? last night? Sweet FA
65. Favorite smell? Cakes
66. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? Why does Kayla wake me up at 6.30 lately??? 03 August Priceless MASTERCARD wedding You gotta love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a Private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' Reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends....$32,000 Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion....$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man....Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. the moral
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| 23 June Do You Feel Old?DO YOU FEEL OLD? When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.
No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. We played knock-on-the-door-and-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good. For those of you who aren't old enough thought you might like to read about us. This my friends, is surprisingly frightening, and it might put a smile on your face: The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986. They are called youth. They have never heard of "We are the World", "We are the children", and the Uptown Girl they know is by West life not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Ashley, Bananarama, Nina Cherry or Belinda Carlisle. For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born CD's have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are Films from last year. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red-Hand Gang or the Famous Five. They'll never have applied to be on "Jim'll Fix It" or "Why Don't You". They can't believe in black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone. Now let's check if we're getting old... |
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